1. You must be
legal age to view pornography in your area.
2. You must not be offended by pictures of nudity or people having
3. If you have ever masturbated while thinking of Papa Smurf, you
must leave now.
4. This site contains hardcore materials, these materials will give
you an erection.
5. Don’t try this stuff at home.
6. You must not allow minors to view the materials on this site.
7. If you cry while watching sad movies, you are not allowed to
8. If you’re a male and have scratched another male’s balls… You
9. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, you must not
10. Use common sense folks. If you don’t, you’ll get a lump of coal
in your stocking.